The Extra Fun Lyrics Extravaganza!
All songs originally property of Disney, used and altered without permission. All alterations done by me, along with the superhuge help of S.A.N. "Kiss the Guy" is the brainchild of myself and C.R.H., created during a spectacular late-night paper-writing session, in conjunction with an interpretive dance not here appearing.
- Savages
Kiss the Guy
There you see him
Sitting on the battlement
He don’t got a lot to say
But you want that boy in your tent
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You want to kiss the guy
There you see him
Lying on the battlefield
He got his blood on your shield
Now Hector’s got to pay
And you’re going mad
Cause you’re oh so sad
You want to kill that lad
Fight with me now
Sha la la la la la
Crazy man
You’ve got to make a plan
You’ve got to kill the man
Woah-oh!
Sha la la la la la la
My oh my!
Patroclus did die
You’ve got to kill the guy
Now’s your moment
Running ‘round the Trojan Walls
Achilles better do it soon
Hector’s got to take a fall
One Jump
Gotta keep
One jump
Ahead of the demons
One swing ahead of the sword
I kill only ‘cause we can’t afford
To let them live
One jump ahead of the vampires
That's all ‘cause they’re quick blokes
These guys don't appreciate
My jokes
Riff raff
White Hat
Slayer
Take that!
Just a little snack hun
Rip him open,
It will be fun
Can’t you take a hint
Gotta face the facts
I’m afraid you’re out of luck
Fuck!
Oh, it's sad the slayer’s hit the bottom
She's become a one-girl rise in death
I'd blame a watcher except she hasn't got one
Gotta slay to kill
Gotta kill this hurt
I’d tell you all about it but you’re out of time
One jump
Ahead of the slow pokes
One skip
Ahead of my doom
God I’m
Sick of my nom de plume
One jump ahead of the monsters
One stake and I can’t fail
I think I'll take a stroll around the ‘Dale
Stop bitch
Killer
Outrage
Slaughter
let's not be too hasty
‘Cause I think he's rather tasty
Gotta eat to live
Gotta kill to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
Wrong!
One jump ahead of the hoof beats
(Killer!)
One hop ahead of the horns
(White Hat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Slayer!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(take that!)
Here goes
Better throw my stake in
These vamps won’t be waking
All I gotta do is jump
Part of That World
Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think my
Collection’s complete
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything
Look this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders
Can one dungeon hold
Looking around here you’d think
Sure, she’s got everything
I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I’ve got humans and demons galore
You want iron maidens
I got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want more
I want to be where the brimstone is
I want to see
Want to see souls burning
Impaled through their
What do you call them
Spleens
Flashing your fangs
You don’t get too far
Hell is required
For unending torment
Flaying them slowly with
What’s that way again
Ah, bare hands
Down where they scream
Down where they die
Down where they wish they’d gone
Somewhere high
Torturing free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live out of this dimension
What would I pay
To spend a day warm in the fire
Betcha in hell
They know it well
Know that the demons should be ruling
Bright young Mayors
Sick of slayers
Ready for hell
And ready to know
What the devils know
Ask them my questions
And get some answers
What is brimstone
And why does it
What’s the word
Burn
When’s it my turn
Wouldn’t I love
Love to destroy
That place up above
Out of the ‘Dale
Know I can’t fail
To destroy this world
I’ll Make a Slayer Out of You: The Training Montage
Let’s get down to business
To defeat demons
Did they send me a human
Not the chosen one
You’re the saddest one
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we’re through
Buffy I’ll make a slayer out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make fighters out of you
I’m never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
Kill the vamps
You must be swift as the coursing river
Kill the vamps
With all the force of a great typhoon
Kill the vamps
With all the strength of the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us
Till Tara arrives
Heed my every order
And we might survive
You’re unsuited for
The rage of war
So pack up
Go home
You’re through
How could I make a slayer out of you
Kill the vamps
We must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Kill the vamps
We must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I Won’t Say I’m in Love
If there’s a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I’ve already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That’s ancient history
Been there
Done that
Who’d ya think you’re kidding?
He was the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey we can see right through you
(oh no)
Try but can’t conceal it
We know how you feel and who you’re thinking of
Oh, no chance
No way
I won’t say
No, no
You swoon, you cry
Why deny it?
Uh-oh
It’s too cliché
I won’t say I’m in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming
Get a grip girl
Unless you’re dying to
Cry your heart out
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you’re feeling
Baby we aren’t buying
Hun we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown up
When you gonna own up
That you’ve got, got, got it bad
Woah, no chance, no way
I won’t say it, no, no
Give up your fears
Check the tears, you’re in love
This scene won’t play
I won’t say I’m in love
Quit doing this
Read our lips
You’re in love
You’re way off base
I won’t say it
Get off my case
I won’t say it
Now don’t be proud
It’s okay
You’re in love
At least out loud
I won’t say I’m in love
Zero to Hero
Bless my soul
Buff was on a roll
Slayer of the year
Not just a mere human soul
How adored
She could kill a horde
Point her at a monster
She’ll break up its smorgasbord
She was a no one
A zero, zero
Now she’s a hot shot
She’s a hero
She was a kid with her act down pat
Zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that
When she smiled
The boys went wild
Oh what a shocker
And they slapped her face
On every place
In every locker
From a teenage girl
Through portal hurled
Our Dawn got strength to kill
Now newly strong and chosen
She could tell you of a slayer’s will
Say amen
There she goes again
Almost undefeated
In an awesome nine for ten
Folks line up
To watch her dodge those hits
And her perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty – hey!
Dawn if she comes she sees she conquers
Honey the vamps were going bonkers
She showed the moxie brains and spunk
From zero to hero
She dates a hunk
Zero to hero
And who’da thunk
Who put the glad in gladiator
Buff, uh, Dawn
Whose daring deeds are great theater
Buff, um, Dawn
Is she the bomb
No one braver
Is she sweet
Our favorite flavor
Oh my god
The slayer’s Dawn
Bless my soul
Dawn was on a roll
Once defeated
Fighting quick
And the nicest chick
Not conceited
She was a nothing
Zero, zero
Now she’s a hot shot
Hero, hero
She hit the heights at break-neck speed – literally
From zero to hero
Dawn she is a hero
Now she is a hero
Yes indeed
Dawn’s Reprise
Yes it’s me
I’m not Buffy
Not as you know her
Read my lips
And come to grips
With reality
We must fight a blast from my past
My lies were too good to last
Yes I saw Tara and let her go free
So Buffy
Turns out to be
Merely her sister
I’m just a con
Need I go on
Take it from me
My personality flaws
Let her out of my claws
My Tara’s sweet
So I let her go
I hoped she’d not be
A terrible foe
My heart’s not frozen
I can’t be chosen
And I know that I’m not
Buffy
You’ll be
Fine without me
Be Prepared
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog’s backside
But thick as you are
Pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It’s clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we’re talking watchers, successions
Even you can’t be caught unawares
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer
And where do I feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you’ll be rewarded
When at last she is given her due
And in justice deliciously squared
Be prepared
It’s great that we’ll soon be connected
To a new watcher, all-time adored
Of course quid pro quo
You’re expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I’m the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won’t get a kill without me
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I’ll
Be queen undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes my powers, ambitions are bared
Be prepared
The Mob Song
The slayer will make off with your childer
She’ll come after them in the night
We’re not safe until her head
Is mounted on my wall
I say we kill the slayer!
Yeah!!
We’re not safe until she’s dead
She’ll come stalking us at night
Set to sacrifice our childer
To her monstrous appetite
She’ll wreak havoc on our cadre
If we let her wander free
So it’s time to take some action boys
It’s time to follow me
Through the mist
Through the graves
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare but it’s one exciting ride
Raise the cry
They’ll soon die
In the center of the city
Where the slayer and the White Hats all reside
She’s a bitch
She has stakes
Razor sharp ones
Massive swords
For her hordes
And her witch
Hear us roar
See us foam
Cause we’re not coming home
Till they’re dead
Good and dead
Kill the bitch
Grab your stake
Buffy’s fake
Screw your courage to the sticking place
We’re counting on Olivia to lead the way
Through the mist
Through the wood
Where within a haunted graveyard
Something’s lurking that we all see everyday
It’s a vamp
One as cruel as a devil
We won’t rest
Till she’s good
And deceased
Sally forth
Tally ho
Grab your sword
Grab your bow
Praise the lord and here we go
We’ll lay siege to her crypt and cut off her head
Hearts ablaze
Banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger’s just increased
Raise the flag
Sing the song
Here we come
We’re fifty strong
And fifty vampires can’t be wrong
Let’s kill the beasts!
Reflection
Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect Buff
Or a perfect slayer
Can it be
I’m not meant to play this part
Now I see
that if I were truly to be
myself
I would break my watcher’s heart
Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
Why is my reflection someone I don’t know
Somehow I cannot hide
Who I am
Though I’ve tried
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside
When You Wish Upon a Star
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
When your heart is in your dreams
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true
Savages
This will be the night
Let’s go vamps!
This will be the evening
We will see them flying into dust
(I don’t know what I can do
Still I know I’ve got to try)
Now we make them pay
(Eagle help my feet to fly)
Now without a warning
(Mountain help my heart be great)
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust
(Spirits of the earth and sky
Please don’t let it be too late)
They’re just a bunch of filthy stinking
Savages
Savages
Demons
Devils
Kill them
Savages
Savages
What are we waiting for?
Destroy their evil race
Until there’s not a trace left
(How loud are the drums of war?)
Now we sound the drums of war
They’re savages, savages
They won’t see the morning
(Was the death of all I loved
Carried in the drumming of – war)
Now we sound the drums of war
Circle of Life
From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking step into the sun
There’s more to see
Than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There’s far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small
On the endless round
It’s the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life
Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with the scars
Some say eat or be eaten
Some say live and let live
But all are agreed
As they join the stampede
You can never take more than you give
It’s the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life