October 30th, 2004 - 11:29 am
» the great tit debate
This post is about tits. I’m cutting it because I suddenly remembered that my dad used to know this url. So, dad, don’t read this one. Or — anyone else who shouldn’t. Don’t.
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So, I was thinking about boobs this morning, and what people think an average size is. Because usually when all is said and done (i.e. when I’ve managed to get dressed) I feel like my tits look average-sized. But I’ve had people tell me they’re big. So I was wondering if everyone feels like theirs look average, or…not. And then to the people who know the people who weigh in: are they right?
Katie said: October 30th, 2004 at 11:56 am
Like I told you earlier: I take my average from the people I’m around (‘cos I tend not to pay attention to people I dont’, I guess), and I’d say you’re slightly above. Just slightly.
I place myself in that above category, too. But only because I know what my average is, due to weight gain or loss. Right now they seem sort of big and cumbersome. But not quite so big that they’d eat cities.
::mental image::
Kim said: October 30th, 2004 at 1:27 pm
That eating cities thing. Yeah, that’s me. I think I’m actually a size down when I’m at my ideal weight, or maybe even two sizes (this I highly doubt, though, but I’ve been overweight since the end of puberty, so I don’t rightly know).
Either way, above average. The dental assistant the other day assumed I had implants. I don’t know what the hell she’s smoking, either, since if they were implants they’d be big and perky and obviously fake. Mine are big, yes, but nowhere near perky, and are obviously real.
I would say that you are on the larger size of average, yes, but it also seems like you carry your weight more up top, and thusly I bet if you lost weight then you’d fall down into average.
I consider average a full B or a small C. ::shrugs:: Oh, how I wish I were a C cup…
rachel! said: October 30th, 2004 at 1:28 pm
Oh! Has anyone seen the Simpsons ep where Marge gets the boob job?
HILARIOUS.
I thought it was a little silly how she kept not being able to open the cupboard because of them, but — confession time — a couple weeks ago I was wearing this bra that’s a little more, ahem, enhancing than the ones I normally wear, and I totally did that with the car door.
Kim said: October 30th, 2004 at 3:02 pm
::howls:: That’s fucking awesome.
I haven’t seen that Simpsons, but I have opened things with my boobs. They also sit on the table at meals. Stupid boobs.
kyaaa! said: October 30th, 2004 at 3:58 pm
yeah, er, tits are like the first to start to go when you’re losing weight. looking at myself, i have big tits for an asian chick, but, i guess average to smallish tits for the general female population. i guess i like ‘em, but i think they can stand to be perkier.
heh. my film group’s name was supposed to be “tits in” productions because that’s the way the lab tech told us to insert the battery into boom mic. but we didn’t want to offend anyone…. even though 3/4 of my group are female in the first place.
so, anyway, yeah, i guess yours are comparatively big, but i think you’re well-proportioned. i’m just sad i didn’t get a satisfactory drawing of you when we were in kville, because i kept thinking when i was sketching you while you were working on that paper, or whatever, “jeez, rachel’s hot.”
rachel! said: November 1st, 2004 at 12:57 pm
Aww, thank you Kathy. Untrue, but very nice to hear. Totally made my day. And I guess that means you’ll have to come camp out at Katie’s in December/January. You can bring your sketchbook and then end up spending the whole time playing games with us and singing and playing guitar instead.
And I’m so with you on the wishing-for-perkiness. My sister has really adorable perky boobs, which is so unfair. ::shakes fist at genetics::