June 18th, 2004 - 5:15 pm
» ever-helpful
It has recently come to my attention that someone found my site by searching for ’3 paperclips’. I don’t know what they found exactly, but I’m very curious as to why they were searching for 3 paperclips.
So here’s my offer to you. I will mail you three standard-sized vinyl-coated paperclips in your choice of color assortment (yellow, white, blue, green, red, or pink) if you provide me the following information:
- Why are you looking for 3 paperclips?
- Your address.
I promise not to abuse your address in any way. I will not sell it or give it away or anything of that sort, and I promise not to start stalking you. I will use it only to send you 3 standard-sized vinyl-coated paperclips, and then I will destroy it. (Well, my copy of it. I won’t destroy your place of residence or your post office box or your place of business or what have you.) For the protection of your confidentiality and the amusement of everyone else, please answer #1 in the comments and #2 via email to me (by clicking the birdie or the me-ie in the lower right hand corner), making reference in said email to #1.
This Free Give-Away! open to all interested parties. Paperclips to be issued on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Katie said: June 18th, 2004 at 8:27 pm
1. Because the notes I take on how much I adore you are getting mixed up. I keep telling myself to seperate them into special piles. One for reasons involving your body (MeOW), one for your smarts, and the other for your incredible laugh.. or, general personality obsession.
And then, with said paper clips, I can also begin to construct my own Rachel-doll. And if I turn around three times and say the appropriate incantation, perhaps she will come to life.. mwahaha..
2. I do believe you have it, dearest.
::GRIN::
kyaaa! said: June 21st, 2004 at 7:07 pm
If you bend a paperclip the right way, you can make an S for Shoebob. 3 paperclips = 3 cheers for Shoebob, hooray!
Brenda said: June 30th, 2004 at 1:53 pm
How completely amusing, although I do not need, or did not search the 3 paperclips, so therefore I shall not give reasons for having them, although mail in general, I like… and should send. I’m bad.