palace of winds

Psychologists have found people with green eyes are more susceptible to insanity because the photosynthesis can put dangerous chemicals in the brain.

Here we are, then — brand new website. I don’t think I need to explain to anyone how it works; you’ll figure it out eventually. You can even see I’ve decided to make things easier on myself by using an outside service [ed: previously Diary-x] to make my journal entries.

“What if terrorists infected themselves with a deadly virus and walked down a crowded street? What if terrorists bought a small black suitcase and stole a small nuclear device from a ship in an east coast port and put the nuclear device in the suitcase and were going to sneak it onto a plane but really had to pee and got it swapped with a little kid’s Elmo suitcase and the kid tried to take the nuclear device on the plane and then he was caught and arrested?” And that is my commentary on CNN’s hyperactive and specific imagination.

On the bright side, VW is bringing back the microbus. If I were rich I would buy one and a square of shag carpeting and I would drive it to southern California. Or I would outfit it with hydroglide thingies and drive it to England. That would be just as fun.

I know I haven’t written for a while, but stuff has been going on. (I know the explanation is really lengthy, but a lot has happened between November and now.)

Also: “Where’s Osama bin Hidin’?” should be a headline on SNL’s Weekend Update, not CNN Headline News.